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Prostate Protector 

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
Prostate Protector by Big Ash July 25, 2003

Prostate 

They stick they finger in they booty hole.
Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.
Prostate by M O I S T December 11, 2021

Proflihater 

A reckless person who profits from hate.
I think proflihaters deserve to be heard, but they shouldn't profit from it.
Proflihater by 2B+ April 20, 2015

Prostate Wings 

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
Prostate Wings by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig