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Niner Bikes

THE BIG REVOLUTION. 29ers only!

Makers of the best bikes out there. Niner's expertise in the 29er wheel size, superb craftsmanship, quality materials, and outstanding engineering means that they're at the top of the game when it comes to mountain bicycling.

"It’s more than just a name. It’s our passion.

The 29” wheeled bike isn’t just a token in our line-up. It is our one and only love, our heart and soul out there on the trail.

It’s 100% commitment to a wheel size we believe in, to impeccable designs & exquisite ride quality. It’s a dedication we want to share with you on every ride."

Pedal Damn It!
Rider #1: "Wow you're so much faster on that Niner RIP 9 than you were on your 26er!"
Rider #2: "I know! The 29" wheels and perfectly tuned CVA suspension means I can climb efficiently while still being able to push my limits on the downhill! This bike is so much fun!"
Rider #1: "And it's sexy too! Niner Bikes sure knows how to make a nice lookin' ride!"
Rider #2: "Hey you can take it for a spin if you want, just be sure to wipe the drool off when you're done!"
Niner Bikes by 29erider February 22, 2011
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Niner Empire 

A group of the most rabid, extreme, and hostile fans of the San Francisco 49ers. Along with having a massive number of followers, the members of the Niner Empire are very aggressive, and vocally abusive to opposing fans, and debunk the myth that all 49er fans are wine-and-cheese fans. Home base is Candlestick Park, where they gather at every 49er home game. The Niner Empire is also made up of many different smaller factions, including fans from all over the nation and even world. There are Niner Empire groups from L.A., San Diego, Arizona, Washington, Minnesota, and many others, including the core Bay Area group, that founded it.
The Niner Empire is always out in full force in fierce loyalty known only to the 49ers. Rival fans like wussy, bitch ass Raider fans, and gay ass Cryboys aren't welcome near The Stick, and will be taunted, yelled at, and have things thrown at them for being gay. Seahawks and Rams suck ballz too. THE NINER EMPIRE-EXTREME AND HOSTILE.
Niner Empire by SFforlife January 14, 2008

Niner Nation

All 23,000 students at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte. Niner Nation is known to be a tough crowd, especially at 49ers home basketball games. Also known for "green outs" as green and white are UNCC's colors.
Niner Nation! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Niner Nation by SnarlyCharly44 April 28, 2008

Niner Douche 

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.
Niner Douche by TD-Gal September 22, 2009

Niner Gang 

Dope ass rap song by e-40 describing how amazing of a team the San Francisco 49ers are!
E-40: Bang bang niner gang, bang bang niner gang!
Niner Gang by jay gee September 13, 2020

Niner fan 

Old definition: Classy group of men and woman who love sports and will root for their team no matter how they preform on Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays, or Mondays

New definition: Bandwagoners
"Why is that Niner fans being loud when their team is on offense?"
Niner fan by 9ers June 19, 2013

on the niner 

act of standing against a wall to cause the effect of invisibility.
Hey wheres billy. oh there he is, he must have been on the niner.
on the niner by Jarrin Dennis February 16, 2004