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A young ugly man who think better every one. He gay who suck very big penis and short so he doesn't need to go on his knee to suck dick
Wow. That man is a Nelson
Nelson by True is my speaking January 9, 2019
the act of fondling a males testicles (preferably sweaty testicles) while inserting your forearm up to your elbow into their anal cavity.
eliot: Dude im so bored and we got no buds left.... what can we do?
fergal: Wanna crack a phat nelson?
eliot: Fuck yea man build up a sweat and well pull a nelson!
nelson by The Fritz Machine! March 1, 2009
An overweight Hispanic child Who is very annoying to work with.
Stop being a Nelson, homie!
Nelson by Hot_dog69 July 12, 2020
Nelson is a boy usually gay probably mixed between two races like white and puertorican and loves veggietables usualy eggplants
He's so gay he likes like a nelson
Nelson by Plantdick May 8, 2017
A man with a huge nose,

on a different scale of size, would be used only if this nose was incredibly big.
(man walks past that has a ridiculously big nose)

You say: coor thats a Nelson and a half aint it
Your friend: indeed it is my friend indeed it is
Nelson by MR.SERIOUS May 7, 2009
Small town in england well known for being the most boring place on the earth
god i hate living in nelson, theres nothing to do here
Nelson by Effyofthebates April 24, 2011