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Mortal Kombat Syndrome 

The Mortal Kombat Syndrome is a mental disorder where someone writes K instead of C. The exception is if the C is pronounced like an S, as in "cigar".

Warning: Note that it is not an officially accepted disorder, and asking your doctor to test you for this disorder might land you in the loony bin.
Kan you visit this weekend? We got some koke in the fridge and we kould order some pizza.

OMG sorry, Mortal Kombat Syndrome.
Mortal Kombat Syndrome by Fair Point September 30, 2010

Mortal Kombat 2 

The best video game ever to be unleashed upon the the world of man. Mortal Kombat 2 was released in 1993 and loved by all who touched it except those liberalist b******s and those feminist c***s who tried so desperatley to get it banned but failed (HA!). Mortal Kombat 2 was one of only two games to be any good out of the MK series (the other being MK4) And it changed video gaming for ever
"Hey man, lets go play MK3"

"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"

"I wanna play it"

"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"
Mortal Kombat 2 by Boh December 6, 2006

Mortal kombat 4 

The FUNNEST mortal kombat ever. A great fighting system with sick combos. Alot of noobs dont like it because they get thier ass handed to them by Quan chi
Retard: mortal kombat 4 sucked

MK pro: Mk4 pwns all

Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!

Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game

mortal kombat retard edition 

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters
kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games
"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

mortal kombat boots 

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.
The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!
mortal kombat boots by Kcsama February 24, 2024