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Fate's a waiter 

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.
Fate's a waiter by Josh Peters August 9, 2004
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fate-ist 

(n) 1) a person who uses fate as a religion and who believes that fate determines who lives, dies, loves, loses or wins.
paul stopped believing in god and other religions, so he created fate-ism and became a fate-ist because he believed that fate was the answer and because he was fated to do so.
fate-ist by thebanshee666 July 5, 2012
Related Words
fatema Fateh Fatemeh Fateen Faten Fater fateha fatehah FaTe Clan fateathan

Fate Fuck 

Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.
Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."
Fate Fuck by Bananaramarama February 2, 2010

fate raped

she was drinking so hard, she was obviously gonna puke. she was fate raped.
fate raped by wronskee June 14, 2009
Fate X was an Aol add-on coded by a programmed under the handle MaGuS.

One of the most popular Aol 'proggies' of the late 90s.
Laymur please, don't make load Fate X and punt your ass.
Fate X by Cecil Fitts June 7, 2005

fate's a waiter 

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
fate's a waiter by B Love August 10, 2004