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Eruction 

Instant ejaculation following the emergence of a boner. One gets an erection and ejaculates seemingly simultaneously.
Dude, I just had an eruction.
Eruction by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008

and then a volcano erupted 

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

egruptionoid 

To attempt to open a car door while someone else is attempting to unlock the door simultaneously, resulting in the door remaining locked.
Sorry, Jeff, could you unlock that again? I just pulled an egruptionoid.
egruptionoid by Charlie Hubbs April 11, 2004

erupting my volcano 

in a sense it means masturbation. as of the semen comes out like lava out of a volcano.
alex: dang dude I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.

marry: dude TMI!

Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.
1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.

ereptile dysfunction 

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.
Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!
ereptile dysfunction by Glennzigx November 29, 2016