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emmet cullen

An Emmet is a chad vampire. He is a geezer but American. and does NOT go to the pub and is nicer than the traditional British lad. He is quite big and usually in a silly goofy mood, bordering on dad humour.
person: is that an emmet cullen?
me: yes!! he looks like a geezer but much nicer :)
emmet cullen by soiboi2day February 28, 2023

Emmet as a drink 

The character Emmet Cullen from the infamous vampire movie series, Twilight, reincarnated into a beverage. Often used as a negative expression towards a foul tasting concoction.
"Ew, this smoothie tastes like Emmet as a drink!"

Emmet Tilling 

When a white coworker lies or exaggerates about a black or poc coworker, and kills their chance of success at a job.
She went to management for that? Girl, she’s emmet tilling you….
Emmet Tilling by Carparts August 27, 2025

Ultimate Emmet Swag 

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".
- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"

John Emmet 

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”
John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020

el emmet 

The nickname given to very upstanding white gentlemen whose dick is longer than your life span, gets bitches like he is at a dog pound and is an all around fucking awesome guy
look at that guy with all those girls following him around, they must call him el emmet