Dishwasher Chum 

The unsavory fluid, mostly water, left in upturned glassware, measuring cups and the crevasses of other items found in a dishwasher after full completion of a wash cycle. This fluid contains sediment, particles and other dissolved elements freed from these items during cleansing. On occasion these elements, though visible, cannot be linked to any food substance known to have been present at the time of the machine's loading.

GROSS! Everything in the machine turned upside down. Now I've got to dump all this nasty "dishwasher chum." out and rerun it all!

Dishwasher Chum by Betharoni August 6, 2011

Dishwasher tablet 

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.

Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.

Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!

Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!

Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!

Dishwasher tablet by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020

dishwasher delivery 

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

dishwasher delivery by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.

Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.

Dishwasher Jumbotron by gasp March 14, 2022

Dishwasher salmon 

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

Dishwasher salmon by LightningStu April 21, 2022

dishwasher queen 

A woman who has high standards with regard to how a dishwasher is loaded. If the dishes are not loaded to her liking, she will say "Off with your head!"

Oh Dishwasher Queen, are these dishes loaded to your liking? They are not! You see, the bowls must face the center and be arranged from largest to smallest for the most efficient washing! Off with your head!

dishwasher queen by sandman1979 May 6, 2018

dishwasher titty 

the type of boob that is saggy as hell

talias nipple dishwasher titty

dishwasher titty by serkgk May 16, 2018