dutch crock-pot 

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

dutch crock-pot by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

Nepalese Crock-pot by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

upside down crock-pot 

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

upside down crock-pot by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot 

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it 

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it by M@x Power August 16, 2018

pot of crock 

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

pot of crock by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

crack pot jack 

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

crack pot jack by milkman78 December 18, 2015