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Cracking Ass 

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.
John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka
Cracking Ass by chewey April 18, 2006

Crackening 

The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.
If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.
Crackening by Cocodre December 30, 2014

crackincooch 

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.
person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it
crackincooch by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022

taint clacking 

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.
Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can 

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.
"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.