Candice
Candice by Fucklandonheabitch November 29, 2017
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Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.
Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?
Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.
Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.
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Candice
1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.
2. Batwoman's slave.
3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
2. Batwoman's slave.
3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.
Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.
Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.
Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.
Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
CANDICE
"In her practice, she is moving on the unfixed, loose beam. Both in the premonition and afterwards, Candice falls to her death with her spine being damaged. In the premonition, she falls and is impaled through the spine. In her practice, she falls on the ground, breaking her spine."
From Final Destination. After Candice is seen CLEARLY dead on the ground, some girl in the gym says, "CANDICE???" sounding like she was asking Candice if she was okay.
From Final Destination. After Candice is seen CLEARLY dead on the ground, some girl in the gym says, "CANDICE???" sounding like she was asking Candice if she was okay.
if you see someone brutally killed in a movie/tv show, you can be like "CANDICE?!" and act like the girl in the gym.
when you see a family guy character fall to the ground, with their hands behind their back, you could say "CANDICE?!"
when you see a family guy character fall to the ground, with their hands behind their back, you could say "CANDICE?!"
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john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?