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Internet Billboard 

A commercial blog that resorts to pop-up adds in a vane attempt to pay server costs or generate enough cash flow for a cup of coffee.
“Hey Biff. Why the long face?”

“Oh Buffy, I went to WeBeFoosballs to see what was up and it’s turned into an Internet Billboard.”
Internet Billboard by W R Butternutt December 20, 2010

billboard 

Another method of brainwashing the public with corporate propagand, covered with propaganda patterned wallpaper and stuck on with paste.
I saw this billboard the other day, and the advert on it told me to watch the news channel, so i did. Dunno why though...
billboard by Mad Vlad July 6, 2003

"Put it on a billboard!" 

To put your information on blast. To let everyone know your business.
Example: "Put it on a billboard!" Sha-Sha is pregnant, again, for the 12th time.

Example: "Put it on a billboard!" My check finally came in the mail.

Billboard Shirt 

n.

A shirt that essentially makes the wearer a human billboard.

These types of shirts have a store's name and/or logo somewhere placed on it, usually across the front chest area.

-Usually nothing special or original about these kinds of shirts.
-Typically overpriced.
-A sign of social status

*Frequently found in elementary schools where if you do not own one, the likelihood of being in the in-crowd significantly decreases.
--Also found frequently in High School, but not so looked upon for social status.

Instead of the store/company paying for advertising, the naive consumer purchases the shirt to advertise for them for the sake of showing off that they are wearing a particular brand.
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! I want on of those new Krusty Krab shirts!
Mr. Krabs: That will be $30, my dear boy!
Spongebob: *gives Mr. Krab the money* Yay! I can't wait to show off my shirt to all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: *mumbles "naive sponge... giving Mr. Krabs free advertising by buying a billboard shirt"*

billboard 

A 2x4 used in mafia debt collection.
So yous don't got the fuckin' money, eh? Hey Tony! Bring me the fuckin' billboard!
billboard by Anonymous July 10, 2003

billboard 

Targets, signs by the road that are fun to shoot.
While I was riding home from work, I got out my gun and shot at a billboard.
billboard by Clinkler April 26, 2008