fart barnacle 

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

fart barnacle by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

Barnicle juice 

Pissed off

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice

Barnicle juice by Raldy October 2, 2009

barnacle-head 

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)

"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."

barnacle-head by TheBrad June 27, 2007

cunt barnacle 

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

cunt barnacle by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Barnacle Head 

Barnacle head is a term used by Spongebob's gang and is technically a swear word in Bikini Bottom.

Hey barnacle head. You suck ass

Barnacle Head by Clover395 June 1, 2020

barnacle script 

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).

I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.

barnacle script by jfkelley June 16, 2009

Toilet Barnacle 

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

Toilet Barnacle by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008