Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10
One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.
The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.
He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!