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Colin McCormick 

A rare, exotic type of oceanic sea otter. He's also a b****
oof, now we have to execute the Colin McCormick for is interference in the 2016 election.
Colin McCormick by ttv. bounzl April 2, 2019
Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10
Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth
Colin by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

colin pickard 

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.
Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!
colin pickard by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019
Celinet is something beautiful. Its a way of saying how beautiful something is.
Oh my thats so celinet!
Celinet by Oixl_x November 4, 2019
Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.
Colin is good at 8ball
Colin by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

Colin Laws 

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!