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A bombshell of a lass. Super tall, blonde, nice tan, sparkling blue eyes. Demon in bed. She is crazy and outgoing and everyone loves a Rachel. EVERYONE, And if you don't, there is obviously something wrong with you. Even if she is a total wack-job, you have the right to love her because of her name. She is intelligent although she doesn't always show it, she's arty and caring and is relied on a lot by everyone because it's obvious she'll sort out your problems, she's a RACHEL. Sometimes crazy and if she knows you don't like her she wont give a shit. She'll just hate you even more. On Rachel's good side she is awesome but get on the wrong side and you better watch out bitch. Rachel's coming. This applies to practically all Rachels in the world.
David: 'Oh, man you see that fit-ass babe over there?'
Mike: 'Damn, clearly a Rachel.'

Sabrina: 'You know that crazy, bitch Rachel? She's so annoying.'
Emma: 'Yo, Sabz - that is one awesome annoying bitch.'
Rachel by 3mi1t December 28, 2012
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I went into the salon and told her I wanted a Rachel.
Rachel by saylore July 7, 2008
A dude who is so desperate that he tries to suck his own dick but isn't able to.
Only a handful of reachers have actually been able to suck their own dicks and they have never left their room since.
reacher by cervixpounder April 14, 2015
Rachel is an awesome friend who is a great friend! Also very pretty!
emmm...Rachel is awesome!
Rachel by oioi bruv December 7, 2011
a perfect woman with many great assests including personality hair clothing and a nice ass.
Rachel by Heytheresexycakes December 14, 2008

Evan Rachel Wood 

A 20 year-old actress that isnt going anywhere, has no personality or style of her own, and is just plain annoying. Plans on launching a singing career like other try-hard actors. Will most likely be the death of Marilyn Manson .
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Evan Rachel Wood.
Evan Rachel Wood by ya_mum00 November 4, 2007

Papa Roach 

A band that's helping me get through a lot of shit.
If it weren't for this band, i probably would have killed myself.
Papa Roach owns!
Life was unbearable before i found Papa Roach.
Papa Roach by ksjdfhkjhkjh February 23, 2008