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butt hopper 

a person goes around hopping men and women butts
John : I have aids

Jim: what a fucking butt hopper

door hopper 

When a grasshopper has an identity crisis and decides to just stay on the front door And not move
Hey mark did you see the door hopper I think he's lost
door hopper by Dragonofdarkness13 September 6, 2021

Barrio hopper 

A person who hops from barrio (hood or gang) to barrio. One who joins more than one gang.
One Vato: Man tupac was a barrio hopper.

Other Vato: Why you say that?

One vato: Because he went from claiming thug life to outlaws to mob's.
Other Vato: No, he was a claimer. But he wasn't no hood hopper.

Twat Hopper 

The reverse cowgirl position but when used on your cousin.
Damn I'm about to get that Twat hopper from Betty after the family reunion.
Twat Hopper by Caple137 September 10, 2021

family hopper 

a family hopper is a person who jumps from messing with one family member to another
family hopper by lololol2424 September 19, 2021

Space hopper 

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
Space hopper by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021