June 1st 

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

June 1st by one_thilde October 17, 2019

January 1st 

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

January 1st by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

November 1st 

National hit anyone named ariel in the shin day

It’s November 1st, national hit anyone named ariel in the shin day.

November 1st by Joes updog October 31, 2019

November 1st 

THE baby’s birthday

Someone: what’s so important about November 1st?
Someone else: It’s THE baby’s birthday.

November 1st by ~Jesus~ November 1, 2019

November 1st 

National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)

Me: its november 1st
My family: 🎄🎅🎁🎄

November 1st by Potato327 November 1, 2019

November 1st 

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

November 1st by thedogketchup November 1, 2019

November 1st 

Hey it’s November first that means you have to ask out your crush

“Hey it’s November 1st”
“And?”
“You have to ask out your crush

November 1st by written definitions November 1, 2019