Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrociouswhipped cream on pie
Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
The act of cumming in a girls ass right as she is about to shit and then eating the mixture. The cum-shit mixture should look like chocolate and whipped cream.
Guy 1: I made some chocolate and whipped cream with a really hot girl. It wasn't tasty, but it was worth it!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It's when you cum on a girl's shit and then eat it basically.
Guy 2. Dude wtf