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severus snape 

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww
severus snape by anonymous August 28, 2021

Severus Snape 

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
Severus Snape by D November 21, 2004

Severus Snape 

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.
Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

Severus Snipe 

a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.
The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.

Severus Snape 

The stupid jerk that ruthlessly murdered Dumbledore, and who deserves to be raped by Hagrid and thrown in a pit full of Blast-Ended Skrewts.
Harry: That motherfucker Snape better not step on my turf or I'll bust a cap in his ass
Ron: Hellz ya!
Severus Snape by MaryBeth11 August 11, 2005