shat mastering 

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

shat mastering by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.

Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.

Moistening by SoSheolH January 30, 2017

misterogenist 

A person who hates men.
Male equivalent of misogeny.

Joe: I don't get why pamela won't talk to me.
Liam: Don't worry dude, she's just a misterogenist.

misterogenist by stevenpeedonyourface September 12, 2009

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

misting the lizard by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

Maftering 

Combination of "morning," "afternoon," and "evening."

Maftering, how is everyone doing?

Maftering by privetmoushka November 24, 2020

Missening 

A misspoken version of the word missing

Also spelled mistening and missining

The child has been missening for two weeks.

Missening by fearsniper05 August 18, 2021

Misterogyny

Misterogeny (Mr.Ogeny/mist-a-ojini)

in its most basic form, is the female version of misogyny, which unbeknownst to most men, already has a unique word called misandry, however this is not only little known, but has been purposefully invented by women to sound different from the logical choice misterogyny. This has been done to confuse men into thinking they are unrepresented and therefore belittled.
Ironically, this is to get back at men for inventing the word ‘irony’, which they take to be a misogynistic word.

Wife, “its your job to take the rubbish out”
Husband, “why is it my job”
wife, “because I don’t want to damage my nails”
Husband, “Misterogyny!”

Misterogyny by Green Tentacle April 15, 2023