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Would you like some jet with that lag? 

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"
the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

Jet Laggin'

"Dude, you want a shotty?"
"Nah, yo, I'm still Jet Laggin' from that last one, man."
Jet Laggin' by lManncHut April 5, 2010

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.
"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."
Jet Lagged a Decade by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Jet lagged 

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe
Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe
Jet lagged by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023

Laggin jet 

Laggin jet in top 5 of best on Xbox runs caxut and cevria on the daily
Laggin jet a jet that lags all night on Xbox
Laggin jet by Hwhwhwh April 4, 2023