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jakes penis by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008
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Jakes Cutlass
Know around the world as the slowest f*ckin piece of shit on four wheels. Period. Unfortunatly it will hold the not so promising GM 3.1 Liter of fun. You can hear a Jakes Cutlass far away by its raspy exhaust and its lopey cam at idle.
Jakes Cutlass by He Said That? March 6, 2005
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Jakes Dick
This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)
Jakes Dick by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016
Jakes Lakes
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
Jakes Lakes by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013
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jakes mother by jeff69696969696969696968969696 January 11, 2022
jakes opinion
thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
jakes opinion by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011