fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)

1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

fuckastrated by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

fuckass 

Someone whos a fuckup

You dropped the weed you fuckass

fuckass by Danny Meusel April 11, 2011

fuckass shit 

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

fuckass shit by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

fuckass 

1. The bar owner in the movie "Boondock Saints" (1999) with Tourette's Syndrome. He was called this, because he blurted out words like "fuck!" and "ass! when he was stressed.

2. An insult used by Donnie against his sister Elizabeth at the dinner table in the movie "Donnie Darko" (2001).

3. An asshole, clown, idiot, jerk, loser, prick, douchebag, scumbag, doofus; any inept and/or annoying person, who gets on your nerves or offends you.

4. Someone who engages in anal sex, i.e. fucking someone in the ass or being fucked in the ass themselves.

1. "Hey, Fuckass, gimme a beer!"

2. "You're such a fuckass!" "Did you just call me a fuckass? Well, you can go suck a fuck!" "Oh, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?" "Do you want me to tell you?"

3. "Did you see that guy stealing condoms? What a fuckass."

4. "I asked my girlfriend to have anal sex the other night, she called me a fuckass, and walked out."

fuckass by calweycn January 3, 2009

fuckasswhore 

1. someone who does the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible moment.
2. a really really stupid person that goes out and does really stupid things
3. an all-around imbecilic person
4. your garden variety slut
5. anything that doesnt do what you want it to

WHY WOULD YOU CUT ME OFF ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN I'M DOING 90!?! YOU fuckasswhore!

That girl komal, shes such a fuckasswhore.

Stupid ass tiles keep falling out of the box when I try to put them in the closet. FUCKASSWHORE!!

fuckasswhore by Love Chocolate July 16, 2006

fuckass faggot 

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.

Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.

fuckass faggot by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Fuckassery 

The act of doing something so completely half-assed that the job itself is unsalvageable and has to be torn down and done again properly from scratch.

It took me the better part of the day to fix fuckassery the deck builders did to our gutters.

Fuckassery by Mostly Harmless 2382 February 14, 2019