Douche Nozzle 

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

Douche Nozzle by shift665 September 1, 2013

douche nozzle 

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

douche nozzle by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Douche Nozzle 

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

Douche Nozzle 

1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.

Austin you are such a Douche Nozzle!

Douche Nozzle by Brent The Man January 1, 2006

Douche Nozzle 

A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.

Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.

Douche Nozzle by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

douche nozzle 

a complete jackass or a stinky person

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle

douche nozzle by Maak Young January 12, 2008