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Russian Concussion 

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.
Russian Concussion by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

welsh concussion 

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

meat concussion 

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.
Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.
meat concussion by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018

Anal concussion 

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out
β€˜He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’
Anal concussion by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Russian Concussion 

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

Pre-Concussion Shake 

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."