cardinal copia 

CARDINAL COPIA IS SUCH AN ADORABLE HOT BABYGIRL. HE LOVES RATS, WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHAKING HIS ASS ON STAGE. HE’S ALSO HELLA FRUITY AND PROBABLY WITH A TOUCH OF THE ‘TISM

OMG ITS CARDINAL COPIA I LOVE HIM HES SO BABYGIRL I WANNA HUG AND KISS HIM AND SUCK HIM OFF AND FUCK HIM

cardinal copia by cardinalcopiasbbg November 8, 2022

Cardiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

Cardiovascularmalexia by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

rhomboid cardigan 

-noun
1. A collarless knitted sweater containing a characteristig oblique-angled parallelogram with only the opposite sides equal.
2. A rhomboid cardigan is an item of purchase that makes you look like hot stuff, similar to argyle, but not quite. The rhomboid pattern can occur such that it appears to be diamond-like in shape.

I look smokin' in my rhomboid cardigan.

rhomboid cardigan by anonymous, anonymous January 3, 2009

the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell

The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face

the cardigans by pacogarcia May 18, 2008

Cardan 

furry.

cardans tail

Cardan by peepeepisspiss123 June 16, 2021

Cardinal Fitness 

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

Cardinal Fitness by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.

Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.

Mike Carden by alisontoxicated circulation. February 3, 2008