Squirting on the Pups 

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

Squirting on the Pups by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

the Purple Moose 

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

the Purple Moose by sux0r September 6, 2003

Swinging on the purple chandelier 

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

Swinging on the purple chandelier by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior 

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'

'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior by Tom Mc July 10, 2006

Jerimiah The purple eater 

The act of two buff, gangster, black men having sex.

Man I saw Curtis and Antwone Jerimiah the purple eater on the floor!

Jerimiah The purple eater by THEKREATOROFEVERYTHING February 23, 2011

nai the purple 

stupid loser who plays Lineage 2 too much.

Phillip is better than him at all games.

Ian is one haha, rofl! ftl :( :( Nai the purple is a pink and dark sparly princess!!

nai the purple by uvarox September 22, 2008

The_Purple_Bunny 

An op in the highly popular IRC channel, #mortalkombat. Married to the fabulous, young woman, GuiltyByDesign, and the owner of children Agilo and MickXII. He loves {0MBAT and hates puns.

<The_Purple_Bunny> I am going to KILL you, Justin.

The_Purple_Bunny by GBD August 6, 2004