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taking the piss 

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"
taking the piss by xxoo May 15, 2003

Shooting the piss 

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way
Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

taking the piss 

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
taking the piss by joshow March 7, 2016

hit the piss 

similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
hit the piss by Z* April 17, 2006

the shit and the piss 

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.
the shit and the piss by tigga72 January 12, 2009

Taking the Piss 

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice
Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)
Taking the Piss by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016