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The Ol' Gary 

When someone (a troll) messes up your day by stopping you as your about to do something awesome. Like Gary Oak, from the original Pokemon Red & Blue games.

Pokemon = Real Life
1 pkmn, and it's health is red = you need to pee
half pokemon are poisoned = you need to vomit
half pokemon are lower leveled = you need to go NOW.

Gary Oak comes out as you're at the exit of the cave and challenges you to a battle.
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That really annoying person who you dont like, but are nice to anyways, comes out as you're about to leave this totally boring place and guilt-trips you into staying.

Yeah, that guy just pulled the ol' Gary.
Has anyone got Pokemon Black and White yet?
Girl: Awww man!
Guy: What???
Girl: N just pulled the ol' Gary on me. :C

Girl: Wow, I should be leaving now....
Annoying guy who likes girl: Oh!! Why?! :C
Girl: Well, uhh.....I have to....go pick up some groceries!
Annoying guy who likes girl: But the store's several miles away and you cant drive yet. :/
Girl:..............haaaa I was just testing...you! (oh gosh...he just pulled the ol' Gary...)
The Ol' Gary by NsGIRLFRIEND March 27, 2011
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the incredible gary 

he will suck your nipps
the incredible gary is so incredible, he will suck you dry

Gary The Snail 

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.
Gary The Snail by ReaperJK April 29, 2021

The great god gary 

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.
Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.
The great god gary by Nopage November 9, 2018

Gary is the best 

Gary is the 2nd best he is cool and also sonic. Gary is super sexy and amazing Gary is such a cool guy we all love gary gary is such a big man
Katy: Wow look its gary
Brittany: Oh yeah I love gary
Katty:Same gary is so hot
Brittany: No gary is mine

Katty: No Brittany I love him !

Brittany: No katty he loves me !

Katty: let's stop and agree Gary is the best
Brittany: yes Gary is the best

On The Garys 

When you have done something so stupid, that the only reason for you doing so can be that you have infact taken pills.
Dolan: "AY STE!"

Ste: "What?"

Dolan: "WITH A HAIRCUT LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE ON THE GARYS LAD!"
On The Garys by Loplop509 July 6, 2010