Simone 

A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.

“Bro, my girlfriend cheated on me to score some drugs.”

“Sounds like Simone to me.”

Simone by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020

Simone 

A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)

"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"

Simone by Rainbowwolfy June 19, 2017

Simone 

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.

Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.

Simone by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010

Simone 

A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.

Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."

Simone by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016

Simone 

A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.

"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*

Simone by G.ayboi July 13, 2017

simone 

A Simone is a girl that can talk her butt off. She has an amazing sense of humor, but she can be so annoying. She's nice at times too. She has big dreams and can also talk her butt off about them too. I would keep her around she can really entertain you. But be prepared for ears to hurt :).

omg can u plss be quiet simone?

simone by hajilin August 23, 2020

Simone 

Simone is a girl who is sometimes cute and very quirky She has an
acquired sense of humour. She is not into sports but she plays instruments . Most of her friends are probably girls because she is comfortable around them. She can get crazy sometimes but her friends love that about her. She also has a fear of a lot of things like insects etc. Overall she is a weird girl with a wholesome personallity.

Jen - Dude look at simone!!! She's crazy bro.

Andrea - Ha-ha Simone your going to kill me! Stop running around like a headless chicken! llolll

Simone by thatonebadmintongirl June 6, 2020