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1. (v) The act of being like Ian

2. (n) Stuff you have to put up with.

3. (v) See Beast It
Shmee.
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Shmee it fool.
shmee by Ian Philip July 26, 2008
An unsatisfactory situation, object or person; form of whatever.
"How you doing?"
-"Shmee"
"Do you like my kitty?"
-"Shmee"
Shmee by Hello Kitty TK April 1, 2010
Shmee the enigma, a man of myth and legend. Possessing unlimited power, or possibly none. Tibetan monks who study him for a lifetime know less about him than a toddler who first hears his name.
You don't know about shmee
Shmee by Olbatron July 11, 2017
Shmee is a response to a question that would be very anonymous and ambiguous.
A certain type of sex slave.
Chad: "Hey Brad what did you do yesterday?"
...
Brad: "Shmee..."

Karen: "Ima make you my shmee..."
Brad: "Lmao shoot ur shot."
Shmee by Shmee911 October 22, 2019
That's The Watermelons by Shmee Rivera
Shmee by Jewsun June 19, 2022
a tini little tini boi who also teases u 2 much buh he iz vvvv smol n golden retriever like buh he iz also ur bff cuz he iz so shmee
"shmeee !! u r so shmee ong
shmee by ayoshmee October 27, 2022