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Friars primary school 

The ex-home of the best kid in the world :)

South Morningside Primary School 

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell
Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

Telok Kurau Primary School

ok off the bat, we all looked like fucking smurfs in the head-to-toe bright blue uniform. like who the fuck tot it was a great idea to design a school uniform like this๐Ÿ’€. i do rlly hope the uniform will change when eunos pri and tkps merge in 2022๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป oso right, there only be 2 โ€œgoodโ€ classes per level but smh, most of them all go na nt ๐Ÿ’€ like they not even gud sia except for the english teacher in 6 respect๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป oso right, the school dam small one and almost everyone had r/s. and funny how ppl donโ€™t even know abt the school when it was Lee Kuan Yewโ€™s primary school ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ and ppl do be mistaking tkps for tanjong katong primary school
person 1: what school u from?
person 2: telok kurau primary school

person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH

Anchor green primary school 

This school is a piece of shit. The teachers are like so fucking strict. Hope ms sim and me Yeo dies.mdm maslina and Mrs vara oso. The teachers donโ€™t even teach properly and the behaviour of some kids in this sch is shit
Anchor green primary school is a piece of shit and also the worst sch in Sengkang

Anchor Green Primary School 

I've requested to remove my previous post on Anchor Green Primary School.
Waiting for the previous post on Anchor Green Primary School to be deleted.

yio chu kang primary school

Yckps is a primary school where p6โ€™s act tough by smoking and posting online and getting trended every now and then. The school rules cmi already cb even black stripe warrior oso cannot, that type of shit. The school only gets like bronze and silver in the ccaโ€™s so i feel that they spend their money on a shit ton of useless shit like repainting the fucking dentist every ither holiday. Yckps football used to be OP af no cap but suddenly they fell off. The football team feels pride, especially p6โ€™s, even tho they cant even make it to second round BAHAHAHA. Teachers always compare us to rosyth and i think its gay af ngl. My experience in the school wasnt bad per se but hanging out with seniors made me corrupt asf. Advice for the primary sch ppl out there; dont try to fit in. Be urself no matter how you think other ppl think of you or else uโ€™ll be fucking corrupted. Trust.
Yio chu kang primary school is my choice of school cuz my mom said so.