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paddidle 

A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say paddidle must remove one article of clothing.
Paddidle, that car has only one headlight!

~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.

car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*
paddidle by Omar Hijaz January 8, 2008
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track padding 

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop
Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister
track padding by dominostick January 27, 2015

Paddleball 

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.
My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.
Paddleball by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006

paddle sacked 

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead
I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.
paddle sacked by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007

paddle sniffing 

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
paddle sniffing by beeps pa April 9, 2009

Paddle Whipped 

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.
Paddle Whipped by Sic Lax March 1, 2011

Paddle Shifters 

The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.