Skip to main content

Misty Fuck Slap 

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
Misty Fuck Slap by Brisk222 July 14, 2009

Moist cheese stick 

Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).

Moistysocks 

Moistysocks is sooo goood at apex legends!!!
Moistysocks by TTV MOISTYSOCKS February 26, 2019

Moist n Saggy 

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)
Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

Moist Pupper Stuffer 

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.
Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.
Moist Pupper Stuffer by Chad252 November 18, 2016

moist flange seepage 

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.
"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"
moist flange seepage by Spytfyre November 20, 2018