mitsubishi eclipse 

A girl car, that ricers are in denial about it indeed, being a girl car.

Bryce, who is a girl, drives a mitsubishi eclipse.

mitsubishi eclipse by 240sx June 12, 2008

Mitsubishi lancer 

Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.

Ohh shit my shitbox Mitsubishi Lancer broke down again, I knew I shoulda brought an evo

Mitsubishi lancer by Starnoob February 13, 2019

Mitsubishi Diamante

A mom car.

I used to have a cool car but now I am driving my mom's Mitsubishi Diamante."

Mitsubishi Diamante by Lennonfan February 8, 2009

Mitsubishi Eclipse 

A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.

Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard

Mitsubishi Eclipse by The Real Eggplant July 16, 2007

mitsubishi pajero 

A type of 4x4 vehicle for those who wish they owned a much more manly vehicle. Such as a Nissan Patrol or even if they are more inclined to the transgender side; a Toyota Landcruiser

Wow I almost bought a Mitsubishi Pajero but then I remembered I had testicles.

mitsubishi pajero by Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha May 31, 2017

Mitsubishi Kolt 

Can hardly hold any golf clubs. Piece of shit.

(Noun)Kolt Is shit. (Adj) That thing is so bad its Koltish. (Verb) Ive eaten so much im going for a Kolt. (adverb) Ive mixed drinks heaps bad. Tomorrow morning ill do one Koltish Kolt.

Mitsubishi Kolt by Alex White March 28, 2004

mitsubishi mirage 

Is a small ladys car that gay men have started too use too drive too work and gay events like anal fisting and docking parties.
Alot of these cars are used for paedophiles too commute too school yards.
If you see a mirage driver call police

Mitsubishi Mirage Too drive like a special kind or retard.

mitsubishi mirage by Shellshocker0123 May 3, 2018