Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

Cantankerous Mailman by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

The Mailman 

A man who always delievers in the clutch.
Sports-related mostly.

This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.

Mailman-Big man on Campus

"Hey Billy, did you know they call me the mailman because all i do is deliever babyy.

The Mailman by The Prime Time Performer April 10, 2009

bloody mailman 

When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman

My stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bloody mailman

bloody mailman by Hellcross June 2, 2016

Booty mailman

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.

Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!

Booty mailman by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020

Salty Mailman 

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

Salty Mailman by Erranty February 25, 2020

the mailman 

the reason your mom hasn't come home...

Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...

*sniff* Shes gone

Why?

...The mailman

the mailman by violenceis_overrated January 6, 2023

gender-mailman 

Gender-mailman is a tumblr user who makes genders for the LGBTQ community either by his own preference or from a request; usually going by the name Adam and being an open person with tons of cool friends because of their cool self!!! (While also being extremely gay for different types of men.)

Gender-mailman: I'm so normal about Ghostface
Friends: (Raises Eyebrow)

gender-mailman by morbid-moebius May 4, 2023