Jemima's witnesses

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.
As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Jemima's witnesses by The Pstives June 11, 2006

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Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

Jemima Puddleducks by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

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Jemima Martin

an AMAZING girl who has the most beautiful voice in the whole entire world! She also has the face to match as she is the definition of beauty! Every love song ever written is about her as she is the only thing that every man on earth thinks about. It is based on her that God designed the flower, the puppy and every cute thing. She often is seen either in the Bishops high school canteen or Mr bennets classroom during the day as its beauty would blind anyone who saw it. She is currently in a complicated relationship with Elis Shotton who she loves very very dearly.

oh my god you look so nice today!

thank you very much!

know who you remind me of?

who??

Jemima Martin!

oh my gosh thank you! thats the best compliment ever!!

Jemima Martin by NotElisShotton December 27, 2011

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jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse

WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.

jemima puddle duck by Loud Mouse/ Sloth addict/ RATS July 7, 2021