hooligan Christian 

She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)

Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it

Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy

Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)

Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long

Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie

hooligan Christian by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 29, 2020

Hooligan Tool 

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.

"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."

Hooligan Tool by Wardog July 31, 2008

Hooligan Rider 

Anyone on a moto could be a hooligan rider. It could be a stunter doing wheelies, a sport bike rider lane splitting at 100mph, or a bad ass Harley rider running the throttle at a light.

Really, any rider causing lots of trouble is a hooligan.

"OMG! That hooligan rider almost clipped the bumper of my Prius. Doesn't he know the speed limit is just 55 here?"

"I'm going out tonight and doing a bunch of stoppies and donuts. Fuck cars, I'm riding Hooligan".

Hooligan Rider by sanjuro_kurosawa January 20, 2011

hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l

look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.

hooligan hyper by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019

Hooligan-Creeper 

Someone who has tendencies to creep yet still participates in the shannanigans of a hooligan.

Hooligan-Creepers. They'll steal your radio and then watch you sleep.

Hooligan-Creeper by Faith_Chris December 17, 2010

Hooligan-Mob 

A angry mob full of hooligans as they wreck the street together.

Arrgh! There is a hooligan-mob!!!!!!

Hooligan-Mob by You Congratulations! You Won!! October 3, 2011

hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.

I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole

hooligan's pool party by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017