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dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise
dumper tortoise by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006

dumper nickle 

when you take a shit and some shit gets caught in our hair about the size of a nickle, and probably worth 5 cents
does any9one want to buy my dumper nickle

Dumper punched 

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.
I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.
Dumper punched by Phillthis April 4, 2020

dumper diver 

A man who repeatedly enjoys the kind of women who have a huge ass, a.k.a. a dummper butt.

The type of ass that makes her look like a bowling pin with cellulite.
Tony: Dude, he went dumper diving last night, again!

John: He loves skinnies but never turns down a fatty, bro.

Tony: This is true. He is the best dumper diver I know!
dumper diver by johnny haddasticks October 11, 2010

Dumper Humper 

A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.
My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.
Dumper Humper by Well Dunn November 9, 2004

dumper shot 

The act of sticking your penis in a woman's anus without her knowing......created by a Nick
I gave her a dumper shot and she screamed.
dumper shot by holy.mac February 4, 2010