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Cresting 

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

cheating husband

A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
cheating husband by retrotess December 9, 2008

cheating 

Being unfaithful to your spouse or significant other in any shape or form whether sexually or verbally.
My boyfriend was cheating by texting other females and allowing them to believe they were in a relationship .
cheating by pinkmocha May 27, 2015

cheating bastard

The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."

" I AM his girlfriend."

" Oh. Cheating bastard..."

BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;

Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.

" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."

Spite Creaming 

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
Spite Creaming by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022

cheating 

Being unfaithful to your spouse or significant other in any shape or form whether sexually or verbally.
My boyfriend was cheating by texting other females and allowing them to believe they were in a relationship .
cheating by pinkmocha May 27, 2015