sitting on pete's couch 

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

sitting on pete's couch by beefylinks September 26, 2006

Flying on a space couch 

A term commonly associated with the use of shrooms

Dude i'm so high it feels like I'm flying on a space couch

Flying on a space couch by Link182 October 8, 2020

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me 

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me by QuacksO August 17, 2018

One man couch hockey 

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

One man couch hockey by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch 

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

one couch party by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020