Collide 

1. When two objects smack into one another.

2. An incredibly good goth / industrial band, who make sensual, beautiful music. Discover at www.collide.net

1. The car collided with the wall.

2. This new Collide album has made me do a merry little dance in it's honour.

Collide by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004

Collier's Disease 

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.

"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

Collier's Disease by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008

Collierism 

The belief that life is meaningless and reality is not real, It is worshiped by the Colliers and is mostly practiced as a cult, They sacrifice hot school girls and burn them alive while chanting "Fuck me Daddy" Over and over.

I have been practicing collierism recently, So far I like it!

Collierism by Aninowsky December 8, 2019

after we collided 

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!

I Frickin LOVE after we collided!

after we collided by Future actress November 21, 2020

Collier 

A rather intelligent person, usually good with computers. Also can describe a person that frequently has troubles with women. Coined by James Waldingford III, of Ireland.

That dude in the front row there is such a collier.

Collier by xmehicox October 19, 2009

Jacob Collier 

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..

Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook

Jacob Collier by confused nick face June 18, 2020

Dave Collier 

1. Uncle Joey from Full House.
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating and tossing a salad. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I think I'll do a Dave Collier tonight with my date.

Dave Collier by L. Roman July 16, 2006