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Citizen's Discount 

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

Citizen's Bounce

Similar to Citizens Arrest.

When one is forcibly removed from a bar by a fellow citizen, due to extreme inebriation or bad behavior, using the phrase "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go".
A Citizen's Bounce:

Drunk Guy: "Yo man, I'm so drunk right now"
Bouncer lightly pushes on Drunk Guy's chest
Bouncer: "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go"

citizen maintenance 

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.
I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!
citizen maintenance by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013

Citizen Bane 

Hangs around the GameFAQs GTA San Andreas: Social Board.
Is quite strange and narcissistic, sometimes posts random messages that make no sense.
He is one of the regs though and enjoys fapping.
Bane is the best mass-debater!
Citizen Bane by techno98 April 9, 2005

Citizen kane's arrest 

When someone male or female looks to get somebody else locked up whether they are or are not on the payroll of the police.
Jennifer Kayne tried to get the whole neighborhood to cooperate with her Citizen kane's arrest of the guy/girl she didn't like.