brass goblin 

The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.

Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!

brass goblin by Shadowman556 September 22, 2020

hot brass dance 

The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.

Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.

A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."

hot brass dance by Baroque T. Frankenheimer February 2, 2014

brasshole 

an insanely obnoxious brass instrumentalist that specializes in being an asshole. in other words, one who pisses off everyone within a 1000 foot radius with his/her deafening musical playing.

hey douchebag, try playing louder

at least i'm not making your ears bleed like i'm some raging brasshole.

brasshole by lomboslice June 7, 2010

Platinum Bassett 

A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.

"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"

Platinum Bassett by Kayne M. Dewhurst September 1, 2007

brass knuckles 

A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.

You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.

brass knuckles by Leandro October 30, 2004

Low Brass/Woodwinds 

The Section of the band that everyone wishes they were in. The people in it are the coolest band members. The rest suck.

The Low Brass/Woodwinds are like Sex

1.Tuba Players

2.Baritone Sax Players

3.Trombone Players

Low Brass/Woodwinds by DTHSbum11 June 23, 2009

Basset Hound

A member of the scent hound family of dogs. They are known for their very long ears, adorable sad expression, and talentled nose. A basset's sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound. They have very long ears, a prominent haw (which gives them droopy looking eyes), and short little legs. They usually weigh 50-70 lbs. The basset hound was initially bred for hunting rabbits. Basset means "low set" in french.

Bassets are very sweet, kind-hearted dogs. They love everyone and everything and will drag you to say hello to everyone they see (or smell!). They have the traditional hound stubborness, but owners love them for it! This determination to get their way is often comical. They are not the dog for you if you demand a dog's undivided attention or obedience, but are the perfect dog for someone who will love them to pieces and have a sense of humor about their antics.

Beware- You will become addicted to this wonderful breed!

Oh no! My basset hound ate the filet mignon off the table!

Basset Hound by Val Drake January 1, 2010