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TREE BIFFA 

ZAK SHAREEF IS A TREE BIFFA
TREE BIFFA by EL CAPITANNNN April 23, 2021

BFFLUTBAB 

An abbreviation for 'Best Friends for Life until they become a bitch.'
"OMG!!! I love Amy, she's like my BFFLUTBAB"

"Oh she used to be my BFFLUTBAB. But then she became a bitch."

Baffleufagus 

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.
Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
Baffleufagus by BondiRusty February 24, 2010

Skew-biff 

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.
"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

Mong Biff 

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff
Pronounced "BEA-fle"

French word for dong slap.
composed of the words "Bite" (french slang for penis) and "Giffle" (french for slap).

The biffle is used on highly inebriated frenchmen as a show of male dominance always against the one receiving (le bifflé). The one initiating the dong slap is known as "le bifflard"
je lui ai mis une de ses biffles! elle s'en rappellera jusqu'à sa mort !

I gave her such a dong slap! She's going to remember it for the rest of her days!
Biffle by bigfg September 9, 2009