A shower with Kevin 

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

A shower with Kevin by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

He's a friend of Kevin's 

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

He's a friend of Kevin's by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022

He's a friend of Kevin's 

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

He's a friend of Kevin's by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin 

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Do a Keqing 

Where MiHoYo release a 2 week banner instead of usual 3 week

Ah shit, Mihoyo is going to Do a Keqing again

Do a Keqing by Maiiru April 25, 2021

A Kelvin Era 

A period of time in which a young black male normally during puberty begins to collect a large multitude of females “hoes” or “whores” in such abundance to where it eventually becomes so much that be can no longer handle the absurd amount of “hoes” and the entire era implodes on itself

Wow he really in his a kelvin era right now man

A Kelvin Era by Jc.327 September 1, 2022