Mexican lawn mower 

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

Mexican lawn mower by We love human shit September 5, 2023

weigh lawn 

A weed farm.

"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."

weigh lawn by Flailfire August 21, 2024

Fair Lawn

Wow so it's been at least 7 years since the last time this town was defined so let's give a little update on our little town that has not changed too much since the 2000s according to these definitions.

Fair Lawn - A growing New York City suburb in Bergen County, New Jersey. The most miserable place west of Pyongyang. One of the only places in the world with more Jews than Israel. A hub for multiple Dunkin' Donuts, one Panera Bread, and the Promenade, which its definition itself is a place filled with millennial burger joints. While the infrastructure hasn't changed, the pricing of the houses has. Inflation has gotten worse than Leshawna-ball. Yet, due to this town being filled with these spoiled rotten rich kids from nepotism, many cannot help but to sag their pants to their ankles and turn random kids into their Friday night WWE that will be shared on their snap stories regardless of the consequences. In summer Fair Lawnians still go to Memorial Pool in the West and in winter to the TJMS Hills to go sledding. The Spring Fling Fair took away the zipper ride, the last shred of happiness that we can look forward to in the town. Welcome to Fair Lawn. A great place to visit but probably not the best place to live if you value your sanity.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna go to Fair Lawn and get some Panera while going to the Spring Fling Fair?

Person 2: "No, sorry, I'm not inbred and I also value being happy."

Fair Lawn by anonymous March 25, 2026

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

Squid lawn mower by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

Barking at the lawn 

Vomiting.

As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.

Barking at the lawn by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010

Pacman the lawn 

The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.

Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.

I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn

Pacman the lawn by Cloudstrider14 April 20, 2011