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Northern Norway 

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.
Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!
Northern Norway by koselepip November 4, 2017
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northern chick 

Loud, fun and typically more experimental and spellbinding in the bedroom. Dodgy fashion sense though.
We had a really crazy night, we met these northern chicks who gave us a run for their money.
northern chick by Ladiesman1743 February 26, 2018

Northern Shites 

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

northern forces 

sea weed is a type of sea grass which generally grows between the northern see of the mercenary islands of the coast of the Horizon Union
northern forces by memestr101 August 10, 2018

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.
Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”
Northern fights by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit 

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

Northern Duo 

A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.
*addressing unsuspecting traveller*

Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?

Traveller: I am Mr Chapman