April 5th 

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

April 5th by froggytime April 5, 2021

July 5th 

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

July 5th by XtremeX June 1, 2005

December 5th 

November 5th is now National "Wear black day"

Everyone has to wear black!

"why is everyone wearing black today?"

Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"

December 5th by UrgurlLilZ November 13, 2019

October 5th 

The day where surprises happen

“Hey bro, it’s October 5th, time to surprise you”

October 5th by Jaxson Blake October 2, 2020

November 5th 

Out of all the people you see on this day, you have to ask out one person

Lauren: it’s NOVEMBER 5th
Gaby: ooh who are you gonna ask.
Lauren:.. idk hmm maybe Jake
Gaby: I was gonna ask him 😂

November 5th by Ravenclaw😈🦅 December 2, 2020

Oct 5th 

Send nudes day

Boy: it’s oct 5th

Girl: ok *sends nudes*

Oct 5th by KT_21 October 5, 2021

The 5th 

to have too much of the 5th means to be a pathetic human being.

Attributes of a man should be
1 Power
2 Pace
3 Precision
4 Passion
5 Pathetic
6 Pride

A man should show as much of the 'Ps' as possible whilst not showing any of the 5th

Look at that reptile, his mrs stopped him from necking his drink like the good old days.
yeah, he's showing too much of the 5th. we've lost him as a lad

Mate, i can't go the gym, my back hurts.
Seriously, you are showing too much of the 5th.

The 5th by k-y-s August 14, 2012