Wetting the Sponge 

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

Wetting the Sponge by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Wetting the dirt 

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

Wetting the dirt by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

seat wetting 

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

seat wetting by DDeRo September 8, 2016

seat wetting 

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

seat wetting by DDeRo September 7, 2016

Wofting 

adjective: something awesome or cool
verb: being awesome or cool
adverb: an awesome or cool verb

Adj: That chicken is so wofting.
Verb: I'm wofting.
Adv: You are eating woftingly.

Wofting by shortiieee June 19, 2008

Bird Wetting Session 

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

Bird Wetting Session by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010

wetting a towel 

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

wetting a towel by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008